If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft!
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter:
Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems
to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter:
Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No,
it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the
soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I
use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup
is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you
using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work.
Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set
up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to
do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: Can you remember
everything you did before you noticed the fly in your
soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the
Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup
of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day
each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every
hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter:
The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me
the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now.
[Waiter
leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the
check.]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your
check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato
soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll
eat anything.
[Waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There's a
gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . .
$ 5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50
Access
to support . . . . . . . . . . $10.00
Editors Note: Bug in the soup included at no extra
charge (will be fixed with Tomorrow's soup of the day)
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