Just for Laughs - Daffy Definitions


A smile for you Computer Quotes Daffy Definitions If Operating Systems ran the airlines If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft! The Internet Navy Joke Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding) 20 Things That Would be Different if Microsoft Started Building Cars	Daffy Definitions Abdomen: Men from the Invisible plant Abdo. Acoustic: The instrument used in shooting pool. Aftermath: The period following algebra. Air Traffic Control: Your teacher confiscating your paper airplane American: A person who yells for the government to balance the budget and then borrows five dollars till pay-day. Antipollution Rally: What your parents hold every time they look under you bed. Astronomer: A night watchman. Big Dipper: Someone you don't want to get stuck behind at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Boron: What a teacher shouldn't be. Coincide: What you should do when it’s raining. Cold Front: What you get when you stare into the refrigerator too long. Cold Spell: A spelling bee in Alaska. Crime Wave: Piracy on the high seas. Declared a Disaster Area: What the school principal did to your locker. Early Morning Mist: Walking into the bathroom while your sister's spraying her hair. Earthquake: A topographical error. Farmer: A man with a sense of humus. Economic Slowdown: A cut in you weekly allowance. Flash Flood: What happens when your water balloon suddenly bursts. Grouch: A man who spreads good cheer wherever he doesn't go. Heat Wave: What you get when you use a curling iron. Mining: A vein pursuit. Moonlighting: The sun's other job. Noah: The first archaeologist. Pedestrian: A father whose kids can drive. Tension: What the sergeant shouts to the troops. Tin: Not fat. Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help. Traffic Light: A little green light that changes to red as your car approaches.

Daffy Definitions

Abdomen: Men from the Invisible plant Abdo.

Acoustic: The instrument used in shooting pool.

Aftermath: The period following algebra.

Air Traffic Control: Your teacher confiscating your paper airplane

American: A person who yells for the government to balance the budget and then borrows five dollars till pay-day.

Antipollution Rally: What your parents hold every time they look under you bed.

Astronomer: A night watchman.

Big Dipper: Someone you don't want to get stuck behind at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Boron: What a teacher shouldn't be.

Coincide: What you should do when it’s raining.

Cold Front: What you get when you stare into the refrigerator too long.

Cold Spell: A spelling bee in Alaska.

Crime Wave: Piracy on the high seas.

Declared a Disaster Area: What the school principal did to your locker.

Early Morning Mist: Walking into the bathroom while your sister's spraying her hair.

Earthquake: A topographical error.

Farmer: A man with a sense of humus.

Economic Slowdown: A cut in you weekly allowance.

Flash Flood: What happens when your water balloon suddenly bursts.

Grouch: A man who spreads good cheer wherever he doesn't go.

Heat Wave: What you get when you use a curling iron.

Mining: A vein pursuit.

Moonlighting: The sun's other job.

Noah: The first archaeologist.

Pedestrian: A father whose kids can drive.

Tension: What the sergeant shouts to the troops.

Tin: Not fat.

Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help.

Traffic Light: A little green light that changes to red as your car approaches.