
A smile for you Computer Quotes Daffy Definitions If Operating Systems ran the airlines If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft! Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding) 20 Things That Would be Different if Microsoft Started Building Cars	Computer Quotes Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. Best file compression around: \"DEL .\" = 100% compression The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay... Every solution breeds new problems. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. Two wrongs are only the beginning. Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... All computers wait at the same speed. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Error is human; complete disaster takes a computer

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Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Best file compression around: \"DEL *.*\" = 100% compression

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...

Every solution breeds new problems.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...

All computers wait at the same speed.

DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Error is human; complete disaster takes a computer